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I'm missing my daughr's wedding right now.
Never mind me-- put on The Jay Leno Show.
Choke on yourselves.
Because when it was done,
only fans when their team makes the playoffs.
Only thing is, you may not get him back.
Ah, here we go.
She's right, Homer. You're happier there.
Right, yeah, with those guys.
That's where the big boys play.
I know how it is to feel insecure about your looks.
Well, I don't need much help,
♪ Sweet home Alabama ♪
your hilarious hate with everyone!
You blew out all the candles, baby.
But I know how to make that leak disappear:
After the title page, it's Bob Dole's memoirs.
That's nice.
and I can no longer make judgments about nothin'.
Except for filberts, which is weird
So, do we have a winner?
That's right, and business has never been better.
Hey, man, can you settle a bet?
he's votin' your name on that 8-8-8 line.
You never fail to nauseate me, boy.