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getting his son into the Harper Day School,
How do small-town child molesters poll?
- Does it hurt? - Oh, no, Richard.
Don't you see? I had no choice but to go into politics
- No. - Okay.
I'll just sit here.
to become an American icon!
Okay, look at me, Mike, all right?
which is why your mom converted the barn,
He's completely wasted.
You'll look like a school teacher or a small-town grocer...
- Cuba? - Hey, green tea with a hint of rosemary.
Listen, I have a thought... I wanna make sure
I chose your outfit for the day,
I'll tell you what else, I'm not gonna carry that. I'm not carrying that either.
People are...
therapists can help with all kinds of problems
Why do we always have to raise the ceiling?
Well, that's all the time we have.
- Mr. Tanz. - Jonah, I want you to meet my wife, Lia,
- Oh. - That's the spirit.
You know, she had a great head for business.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God!
You know, she had no children of her own,
Yeah, we just were unpacking all of them.
It's just, like, a woman's face with sunglasses on.
Have you no shame?
- Okay. - God damn him!
You know, I'll figure it out. I'll probably figure it out.
about how your father made Ethel Merman cry?
Well, of course the dresses. I think...
- Oh! - You mean masturbate?
You're the one telling people.
Just do it before I melt down that whole collection
And then we just hired the least fuckable press secretary we could find.
Oh, God, no.
God, can nothing go right for me, ever?!
- I don't like that. - Just go.
that I can't, you know...
Oh, the... right.
- What? - They said they haven't agreed
- It doesn't hurt. Wait, really? - No, but how is that possible?
- Hi. - Hey. Hi.
Okay, Catherine, sit up. You're slouching.
for a president who is currently more famous
Yeah, you pay him, you bitch!