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Even that sanctimonious fraud Carter had a library.
She's gonna get into the school anyway.
I would just stare at it.
Fundraising laws... no silverware.
Oh, my God!
I mean, the lies.
Mike and I were at Mee-Maw's last night
'Cause I'm getting 14 hours of sleep a night.
Careful, the ground isn't straight here.
I love this T-shirt, too.
to see my two favorite daughters.
and even nationally.
Although, with my luck, I'd be then crippled for life,
Catherine, I don't know! I was a baby.
- I'm taking a Pop-Tart. - Can I ask you a question?
Respect.
I got another call from the publisher.
I tried, but it's just...
You just signed away all responsibility.
Wait, wait, Jesus, lady,
and all along, it's been staring at me in my face!
That's Amy Brookheimer,
'cause this is like Dewey blows Truman here.
- Stop it. Clean this shit up. - Okay.
You’re as useless As a dick at a roller derby
about a hard date for the debt ceiling.
Well, regardless,
I went through it with my father.
- Look, are you okay with this? - Yeah.
So, that really happened, huh?
- Do you wanna see my yearbook? - Yeah!
All right, the treasury secretary
- She's Asian. - Sure.
I just wanna say that I am so proud to be here
- Oh, can you help me up? - Sure.
Like father, like daughter.
Diligently? I... I'm not sure I concur with that.
No!
And what chores do you do around the house to deserve that?
They have unveiled your wax figure at Madame Tussauds!
Kent, would you mind just cleaning this shit up?
- So... - You know, Dr. Diane thinks
it's not because I'm not sleeping, okay?
Uh, excuse me, Shawnee.
- Really? - Sure!
Danny, Jane.
No, that's just what we told her when she was a little girl.
Okay, just refer to your color-coded chart.
Both of them went to town on me. It was brutal.
She hated all animals that she couldn't eat or wear.
You know what, I was gonna wait until afternoon tea,
You're in therapy? Since when?
- Okay. - We'll fuck again tonight at 7:30
Boy, some scary moments there, I bet.