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and Channel 9 News,
Yeah, we know. We're with the wedding.
[speaking Japanese]
Well, the wait is over, and Black Friday's finally here.
I can't do this. I'm sorry, I can't do this!
I swear, Stan.
I'm never playing Call of Duty with you again.
Niles Lawton is at the scene,
and you know it! The fight is over, Cartman.
- Thanks, Mrs. Marsh. - And keep it short.
- That's right. - He's trying to make a point.
No doubt Christmas is alive and well
We've been pitted against each other by two companies
I'll shit in your fucking garden!
im lonely are you lonely? can i watch you go potty
I appreciate what you're trying to do, Kyle,
This year's ribbon cutter is, of course, George R.R. Martin,
Who want some deals?
but says he is on his way.
like...like this! We can just play with this!
# Wiener, wiener, wiener #
Sir, sir, operations just said they need one of us
Kiss my fat vagina!
What have you found out? The mall isn't open yet.
Did you know that your son is supposed to be grounded
2 x 3 x 5 x 211 = 6330
Tom, the shopping frenzy is over,
holiday shoppers are really getting antsy.
to be here this morning
What would you say to them?
# #
That's right, Tom. Mall officials have said
They're gonna betray you at the Red Robin wedding.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor
I need to take a shit.