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Peter, where do checks come from?
What?! So that million dollar check you gave me yesterday is no good?
: No, silly, I take the bus. I'm in high school.
And you know what she said to me?
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They're having trouble adapting.
It didn't come back, like you said it would.
Lois, can I play Angry Birds on your phone?
I'd like that. I'd like that very much.
And did you put a skateboard in the washing machine?
Peter, did you vomit in the sink?
That "little bastard" knows how to smoke pot out of an apple.
This is my room, Dad.
- That's why. - Lois, I want my own checkbook, and I want it now!
He has a plan for everything.
Has the girl had her blood?
Happy Birthday, Xander!!
Mr. Brown, can you please state your occupation for the court?
No, no, I got it, Lois. Let me just lick my thumb
* Lucky there's a family guy *
- Hey, is Crystal ready? - Oh, hi, Ronnie.
and then the woman, um, pretends it's a man.
Oh, he's gonna be kneeling in front of a lot of guys, but I doubt he'll catch their names.
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I will not see you Monday!
All right, guys, let's pay the check and get out of here.
You got a good body, man. Why do you hide it under that robe?
I don't know. Dog eating pancakes. It's funny.
You want to go to a concert? Huh?
Happy stupid freaking birthday blow out your stupid candles and let's watch South Park the chainsaw
* Out here in the fields *
Hey, Lois, you seen my hiking boots? I need 'em later for park soccer.