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: White-trash rates from an army guy.
Guy takes care of himself.
Then put me on the stand.
Did you hear about your ex-husband yet?
Ooh, I like when Dad talks tough. He sounds like Dirty Harry.
And an impressive amount, I'd say.
and answer everything with empty platitudes.
* Hal, Irv, John, Ken, Lew-Matt-Ned-Ox-Pat *
All I'm asking is that you give me the break that my childhood never did.
I don't know. Dog eating pancakes. It's funny.
We've got all the awesome evidence we need.
- Aren't you an atheist? - Yeah, it's crazy.
Your Honor, as the defendant's mother, I ask that you show mercy on him.
if the girl has had her blood, she is good to go.
Peter, while I'm away, I want you to hold onto my antique, gold Rolex watch.
I gotta go sit in my den until you leave.
I've got to find some way to fix this.
You can think about that while you're in jail.
* Ooh, the people are dead. *
Hmm. I can't help but think this selfish attitude is part of what got you here.
By the way, Your Honor, your fly is down.
I owe you, Max. You led me right to 'em.
K-E-W-L.
Yes, however, Mr. Quagmire was born on February 29th.
But before you do, please know I had it pretty rough growing up.
You know what I tried today? A fig.
Oh, y-you better get rid of that before you get in there.