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Mike knows I'm coming. If I don't show up, he'll think it's because of him...
No.
Uh, no. Although, I did have an uncle who voted for Dukakis.
Guess who's up for keynote speaker at the National Paleontology Conference?
- So how did it go at the fertility clinic? - Not as much fun as last time.
...and I just said, "Boy, I want that."
I mean, even if my sperm worked fine, I think he'd be the way to go.
Which is like the highest level of hotness.
See, I told you I needed someone.
- So you're ruling out surrogacy? - Yeah.
- I'm meeting with him today. - He's a pretty tough guy to impress.
What are you doing here?
Thank you!
Yeah, I was auditioning for a play, and the producer fell asleep. I...
- Good plan. - Okay.
She was like, "Don't worry. I asked him and he's totally okay with seeing you."
Oh, you're not gonna to do a magic trick, are you?
Rachel loves to shop, and she has great taste.
- You want to come? - Oh, I can't.
Me.
Oh!