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How do you feel about all this?
I mean, not just in paleontology, but if you think about it...
So this is it? We're really gonna adopt?
I get it!
I wanted to apologize for last night.
My wife and I have some boundary issues.
Do you or any of your blood relatives have diabetes?
Wow! You look unbelievable.
- Nothing. I was just reading to Emma. - From Cosmo?
Oh, good, I'm dating a Russian cabdriver.
What do you think? I want his genes for my kid. Those eyes, those cheekbones.
So now I have to go so he'll think that I'm totally okay with seeing him.
- Wow! - Yeah.
- We'll see you guys. - Bye.
So we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone.
Oh, my God, you really want me to be the keynote speaker?
We’re teeth people Zach
Oh, God, do you think she heard? It'd be so bad if she heard.
There's a third guy?
...or anyone else.
Do you have a coaster? I don't want to make a ring.
- Well, do you want to get a drink? - I'd love to.
...that it can't be done.
- I got it. - Thanks.