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This ravioli's delicious.
No, wait a minute.
- It's in Barbados. - But you come first.
No, it's tiring to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died.
Okay, there's enthusiastic, and there's just plain gay.
- No, you didn't. - Really?
Just seeing what it'd be like to be a paleontologist.
Well, I'm back from Minsk. Uh, permanently.
Ugh!! Sexual politics!
Given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success...
You want him to eat his heart out, so you have to look fabulous.
And I wanna mess it up in our own specific way.
- Where have you been? - Trying on clothes.
You know, that depends on what it is. I've done a lot of stuff.
I'm the husband. I'm supposed to bring the sperm.
Have a seat. I'll get you a beer.
...I just realized I don't care if he is the most perfect guy in the world.
I try.