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Remember, fishing was my not-at-all memorable job for two years?
Peter, I thought we were going to have some family time this weekend.
And you know, Joe, I was thinking, maybe one night,
And they're gonna send all the inmates to Congress.
JEFF: Kind of like this?
JEFF: Well, it wouldn't matter if you'd just pick up that night shift at the prison!
Oh, now you're calling me a liar in front of this cat?
I wanted it to sound real. lt's gotta sound like he wrote it.
Do you hear yourself?
- What? - lt'll be better when he gets back to work.
Both I guess.
You know, if you had any balls, you'd put that gun down,
Oh, well, that's never happened before.
They just keep ruining everyone's lives, and the world is better off without 'em.
JEFF: You fat, ugly bitch!
And your baby is going to be a child of garbage."
It only hurts when I see.
Now, I know it's going to be a long day,
- (JEFF SLAP BRENDA) - (BRENDA SCREAMING)
Think of something. This was your shot.
a deadbeat in front of your brother?
Hey, Joe, can't you just arrest the guy?
13 x 163 = 2119
Now, get those hands where I can see 'em!
That's awful big talk
His soft, gentle humor connects effortlessly with my mainstream sensibilities!
(WOMAN GIGGLES)
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
"The sister that I knew and loved growing up
Eddie lzzard is very discreet.
2/3 of the planet is water
He's just gonna keep beatin' her, and then he's gonna beat the kid, too.