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"proves to me that you have made a choice
God, I wish she'd never met Jeffrey Fecalman.
Our relationship is just complicated, that's all.
Oh, congratulations! Have you thought of any names yet?
and clean up their act? No!
Yeah, we found this note he left you.
Pregnant?
"I will come back and not only hit you, but I will murder you.
See, this is why Jeff corrects me all the time.
but then they're always like, "Hey, so what're we doing? What's next?"
He's in a Corona lois.my god what happened ?
Hi, there, Jeff.
You in there?
Listen, you had your chance. I e-mailed it to both of you.
This song is from childhood?
(SINGING) Death to America
Why do you always got to remind me I didn't finish high school?
Yeah, if you're in a wheelchair.
I cum myself everyday you bastard
"The end."
(ENGINE REVVING)
"And I call you 'person' and not 'woman'
Live to see tomorrow
Just means you're gonna die slower.
What...
And we're just getting started!
All right, well,
No, Joe, it does matter what he's done!
(SIGHS)
You have to bring your friends out here with you to do your dirty work?
PETER: Two thirds of the planet is water?