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You know, when we were kids, our mother used to sing a song when we were sad.
Oh Glenn, there you are.
We're watching Leno, you bitch!
God damn it.
They've been with me three days now, and all he does is beat her day and night.
Listen, Jeff, just put the gun down,
(STUTTERING) No, it's really not that bad.
Oh, Mort!
Actually, I have a brother. Gary Quagmire.
(LAUGHING)
BRENDA: Okay, l'll ask about it Monday.
Yeah.
Get your lazy ass up
Because the economy's so bad,
(SOBBING)
On which we used to rely?
l've tried talking to Brenda about leaving him,
You're getting married?
Hey, it beats sitting at home watching Meg pop her zits.
Relax, Jeff. That's her brother.
Okay, okay, who would you rather do?
(CRACKS NECK)
Get ready to die, Quagmire.
You know, we're all lucky to be alive on such a beautiful day.
I guess. I gotta take a whiz.
Okay, maybe she wasn't the one to start with. Caleb?
You don't remember Santos and Pasqual?
That's kind of what I want to talk to you about, Brenda.
BRENDA: But then l'll be working 100 hours a week.
Joe, the guy's a menace.
This guy's okay
l'm just gonna do it, okay?
You don't have to stay with a man who treats you that way.
"I will come back and not only hit you, but I will murder you.
Oh, Glenn! Oh, thank God you're all right!