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I just want to get to sleep and put this ugly night behind us.
- before he even knows what's going on. - (GUN COCKING)
(WHISPERS) Oh, come on! Who says that?
If today wasn't your birthday...
I don't get that one!
Iraq lobster
Well, listen, how about I make us all some dinner, huh?
Wow. I guess he's really gone.
Let’s waste this dick
Why don't you call the cops like you did on Christmas?
"and you and our unborn child would be better off without me in the picture.
Not even a little.
"Sadly, the fact that you are with Jeff
People don't even know what a Portuguese is.
I kind of want to kill somebody else now.
Dame Judi Dench with 30 minutes of kissing first,
These kinds of guys don't change.
Lois, l'll take my breakfast to go. l'm going fishing with the fellas.
Yeah, if you're in a wheelchair.
- Like a date. - Like a date date? Or like a date?
we wouldn't have tried to kill you.
And on top of that, they say they don't need to be entertained,
I don't think you understand how serious a matter...
The famous soy sauce
- Holy crap! - Oh. my God!
Actually, we don't have time, Jeff.