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(CHRIS STUTTERS)
I'll give you another moment.
Go shoot some animals,
Yeah, but she's gotten a lot better.
You fat, ugly bitch!
Why don't you call the cops like you did on Christmas?
Well, actually, about that, Brenda,
- Come here! - Ah!
Laugh and cry
Oh, God, I just... I hope Glenn's okay.
Lucky there's a family guy
I choke myself every day, you bastard.
"and you and our unborn child would be better off without me in the picture.
Look, turn off the light.
I can't arrest Jeff unless Brenda files a formal complaint with the police.
Like hell she did.
Well, why don't you smoke a whole carton of cigarettes!
Oh, no. Jeff would never allow that.
All right, forget the uncle thing.
because that was awful.
Isn't he the one that beats her?
Jeff didn't come home last night and he hasn't called.
"I realized that you are too good for me,
The three of us.
(SOBBING)
What the hell? Did you change the channel while I was going to get a beer?
I thought we were gonna kill him.
Soliciting a rooster.
JEFF: Oh, now you're calling me a liar in front of this cat?
Brenda just fell.
Close your menu, so they know we're ready to order.
I'm sorry. Oh, shoot.
Yeah, I guess that is what I said.
anna
All right, on the way back, I get to pick the radio station,
Listen, you had your chance. I e-mailed it to both of you.
And then we'll be done. Sound good?
Here's the first three digits of my phone number. E-mail me.
Iraq lobster
I don't know what this cock-a-doodle-doo thing is,
- What's that? - lt's like a surprise birthday party,
The Farm