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I actually did sleep with her. Heh.
Oklahoma, where the wind comes
Can I think you're a little weird and also cool...
...do you think I'd go around broadcasting it...
...what I'm about to say...
If it gets much worse, you could die.
I've been divorced three times.
Okay, so, all right, I haven't been in a relationship...
What a great dinner.
Ugh. That couldn't have been pretty.
Hey, Hayley. We really gotta fix that doorknob.
...her super-serious relationship...
- What? When? - I don't know.
- There isn't! That's what I'm saying. - Oh, my God, you're right!
Ah, who am I kidding? Pay-per-view porn.
What?
...for telling me the truth and also want to kiss you?
Oh, boy. You got mad at that part.
How great you are. Ahem, but...
But even then, I'm better than most.
Okay, well, what about?
Um, you or the four other Mike Hannigans I bothered.
- How do you know I have one of those? - Didn't until just now.
...but her eyes say "Mukherjee."
And, you know, that's okay. So I'll just be alone forever.
I'm Ross. Phoebe's friend from the coffeehouse?
meat market