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Stan marsh is. eight
Why not just pull over?
Yeah, and I also know a thing or two about cults.
Three shots of McAllen, two small bottles of vodka
What!? What'd I do!?
And just like with most diseases, you can't cure it yourself.
I'd-did a little drinking and driving. As part of my punishement I'm...
Oh God!
And the pope said quote:
Yes, they're the ones that told me.
as Pope Benedict made his way through the throngs of people.
But learning to drink a little bit, responsibly, that'sa disciprine.
Tom, I'm standing in the garden of St. Peter's church in Bailey.
to determine whether this is a true miracle or not.
Just don't drink but,...
The crowd grows larger every hour.
Dad? Where the hell could he have gone?
Well, I think we've all learned an important lesson, haven't we, class?
Why?
Oh bless you, sir! Bless you!
No more blowing guys on Colfax Avenue for a pint of vodka for this cowboy!
The pope determined that the blood was not coming from the Virgin Mary's ass.
Eey, what do you think you're doin', kid?
Having investigated closely.
No, he just needs adisciprine.
out her ass.
Oh Jesus.