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Get me seven martini's!
Hold the wheel, Stan.
"A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle."
You're a butter! You're a dirty linecutter!
Drinking and driving is for idiots. Nobody wants to end up like Stan's dad, do they?
I need a miracle way more than these people.
It it sure is.
That's the 12-step program, not religion.
I was the leader of one for a while.
Yeah. I wa diagnosed with brain cancer two months ago.
No, cancer is a disease. My dad needs to drink less.
Could we please just keep this to ourselves?
It is a disease because it's a physical dependency. That makes it a disease.
Bartender! I need a drink!
I could die waiting in this line, Stan. Come on, let's go!
I'm afraid the only thing that will cure me... is a miracle.
Yeah! That's right! Right!
Dad, we're gonna crash!
you could end up being a big loser like Stan's dad.
Dad, you don't have to do this!
No not you, my karate teacher. He's really smart.
Wow, okay, okay! Runt, this is your last chance. Hang that up and march over here now. Ha ha!
and I'm really turning my life around.
and turn your life over to that god and ask him for forgiveness.
The guy behind him is blind! There he goes! C'mon! C'mon! Go go go!
I'm not going to drink this! It's a miracle! I'm cured!