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There! There's the church! Stop right here, Stan!
Yeah, let's go.
The only thing that works is the 12-step program.
and we wanted to see it for ourselves and come and pray.
And it's deadly.
if you must drink, d-definitely don't drive.
Later Randy.
You raka disciprine!
As the statue of the Virgin Mary continues to miraculously cry blood...
Here, hold this!
Stan marsh. Puffball. Is. Puffy as soft as. a cloud
Do what?
Just bring one hand to your nose, like this.
That's probably okay if you spread it out.
I'm sorry, son! I'm off the wagon!
Goddamnit!
Karutamane-san! What are you dwing?!
Why do you believe the Virgin Mary is dripping blood out her ass?
She can cure my alcoholism! I'll be back soon!
"Is that who I want to be in thirty years?"
License and registration, please.
Oh I gotta pee. Hand me that empty bottle, Stan.
No, dude, it's the police.
Because, I don't want everyone knowing, okay?
Randy, you are powerless to make that decision.
Please welcome Stan's dad.
Nah-uh, I don't raku disciprine!
Look, guys, about last night, can you just be quiet about it?
But I put my faith in a higher power and I haven't had a drink for five days now!
I've been sober now for five years and I've learned that drinking ice tea