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Oh my God...
I was stupid one night and drank too much and then drove a car.
Yeah. The statue wasn't a miracle, Dad. So that means you did it.
What wait wait, hold on.
The pope then examined the statue closely.
But this disease is just eating me up! I hate my illness!
No! You don't need another beer!
"Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time."
My name is Michael and I'm an alcaholic.
Stan.
Hol-! Hold on. Wa-hang on, hang on.
The statue of the Virgin Mary has started to bleed. Out its ass.
I think he has a kidney disease.
Thank you Mr. Marsh, I think you made your point.
But the statue wasn't a miracle!
Today we will be continuing our study of economics.
Anyone have anything they wanna tell the groups, for starters?
Then why are you here?
Well, I ran into Nelson from work. We were at the bar watching the game.
What?
That was dumb and I'm not gonna do it again.
doing community service work at schools like these.
You know, I didn't even get home until 2:30.