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let's leave the car here, walk home and watch the game.
There's a reason why God made our penises like little hoses, boys.
He can't quit by himself. None of us could.
Well uh, I'm, s'posed to tell you kids about how bad drinking is, um...
Or maybe I'll have three beers.
True disciprine... come from within.
I know how to deal.
I put it in God's hands and now, these meeting are the most fun thing I do.
That means you didn't have a drink for five days all on your own.
I thought I could just quite drinking on my own, but... it's an illness, son.
I just, my dad was-
He needs divine intervention. Spirituality.
I'm eight!
Alcoholism is a disease.
Dad!
I have to put my faith in a higher power.
You have to admit you're an alcoholic.
Goddamn it
Gotta try to take it easy from now on, son. Get Daddy another beer, will ya?
Boy this lemonade is great! Who knew how fun being sober could be?!
Heey, see you Nelson.
It's just amazing. I haven't had a drink in five days. Praise Christ.
Stan, you need to learn some things about being a man! Now give me that bottle!
Oh. Well, tell you what