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If you devote your whole life to completely avoiding something you like
Why do you believe the Virgin Mary is dripping blood?
Ichi!
Yes, you sir. Stand on up and introduce yourself.
Touch your finger to your nose.
But, I don't knnow if I'm really an alcoholic.
That means... I'm not cured.
Please, officer, you have to understand.
Man, that was such a bummer.
No! - No?
How did I manage to raise such a smart kid?
If you get pulled over again, you're gonna go to jail for ten years!
No. No, it will work!
and then declared that the bleeding Virgin Mary statue is not a miracle!
and getting more involved with my relationship with God is
Ah, excuse me, who's in charge here?
You know, Stan, I'd say your dad racksa disciprine!
and never drive the car drunk again.
Okay.