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Keep him hydrated. Lots of water.
- Super. - Super.
Such a shiny coat, no?
Can we not have this...
- It just can't wait. - I have to take this.
I'm like the last guy in a human centipede with this.
there's nothing more important than Catherine
- No. - No.
As opposed to what, the west wing of Graceland?
No, I don't think so. I think they do that now.
Yeah.
in an unofficial capacity....
The vice President has decided to adopt a rescue animal.
- She's... - There's my girl!
Although I'm sure he wouldn't miss it for the world
Would you please get me a glass of water?
I'm sorry, ma'am. I thought you knew, ma'am.
Chuck Furnham leaked.
then I'd probably rip your face off
You need experience.
- All right. Tick it. - We can pick up the dog tomorrow.
Okay. Well, come.
Jonah, would you please get her a glass of water?
So your job, Mike, is to keep him in your sight
Just pretend you're picking him up, you know, and he's blind.
Open up a slot for Jonah?
raise it to a whole new level of fury,
So thank you. Catherine.
- I got it. - Whassup, as they say in the late '90s?
Jenny Armitage, Disabled Sports of America.
and everyone's making it out like we had a catfight
Like it's attached to jumper cables or something.
- We've got to get out of here. - Widow walk.
- No. It's okay. I already ate. - Okay.
Leave my fake dog alone.
You are like a...
What?
Meantime, we're buying time to figure all the other shit out.
I thought it might be disrespectful, but you're right.
Absolutely. Of course. Of course.
You know...
- Hi. - Hi.
As long as it's not one of those animals with three legs and a wheel.
- Quite the wilf yourself. - You're back.
Mom, stop talking to me like a fucking politician.
Carrie Stringer, Center for Social Action.