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- Otherwise I would not have been laughing. - Gary knew?
I don't know how that happened. Okay.
Sorry, ma'am. This is the President calling.
about me and the first lady.
I got nothing. Use your Spanish.
No, I'm still drinking this one.
What's the problem? The vice President told me it's as good as announced.
- Thank you, ma'am. - You betcha.
- Madam vice President. - Chuck! How are you?
- Mom, I really hate pictures. - No, honey, you're pretty.
Did you see that caption
- I have a hypothetical for you. - Okay.
The vice President would love to have you on the clean jobs task force,
Yeah, he uses it to get out of stuff like if he's late.
And I have a ton of interests that I have to square...
I'm Jonah, by the way. I work at the west wing of the White House.
- Chuck's not oil. He retired a year ago. - Yeah, from oil.
and use your eye sockets as a sex toy.
Get into here. I need to talk to you for a second.
I was promised movement on the clean jobs.
Okay, can everybody come in here, please?
I'm sure his absence has nothing to do with your rift with the first lady.
I'm just gonna go do my homework.
Simon is an Alpha male.
You know, except for the whole secret service detail, I think I'm actually...
I'd love to see a photo.
- What kind of animal? - It's a dog.
I heard you have a new roommate.
- Yes? - We have an issue.
What? There is no rift.
Okay. How about this?
I didn't even know that you had a new roommate.
Christ has risen.
Are you kidding me? Chuck Furnham? That's fucking official?
You're like the only one here who doesn't know that.
He says we promised him no oil.
No, I did. I signed off with colon open brackets.
Do you want a cat? I can get you a cat.