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Well, we would tour, but we just hate that Scott Tenorman kid so much
$16 and 12 cents. He is a disease.
What? Give me those!
- Crap! - Who's out there?
Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine
Now get your fat little butt out of here before I kick your head in.
- For Christ's sake, stop jacking. - I can't.
- How do you know? - Because we're his friends.
Count your losses and move on. He's smarter than you.
I think this is for you.
One, please.
Nice thinking, young hunter.
I suggest that you...
All right, I'll trade you my pubes back for the money.
Wow, a pony ride. Neat.
"if you could find it in your heart to visit him before he dies alone and scared.
- Oh, dear. - Yeah, I feel really bad.
And I'll give you the rest of your change back.
Watch.
And so I told him here, I said, "Here, I'll sell you my pubes for only $10."
probably the hottest band in the world right now.
Scott Tenorman is an 8th-grader who sold Cartman his pubes for $10,
You gotta go check it out. I'll watch your house for you.
- Please, Scott, give me my money. - No, no. Get down on your knees.
Yeah!
Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss The Orland Sentinal off again.
You really care that much about 16 measly dollars?
What are you doing?
- You can't do this to me. No! - Sure, right you are, Scott.
There's pubes from just about every kid in town in here.
Did you see that?
- Is Radiohead here yet? - Not yet, but they will be.
- We don't take pubes. End of story. - Racist!
Dear God, they're even bigger than I ever imagined.
I'm a piggy Here's my snout
to get rid of Scott Tenorman once and for all.
Now dance, little piggy. Dance and oink for me.
No, pony. He'll like that.
- Excuse me, sir. - Yes?
You're such a dumb-ass, Cartman.