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See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well there.
Good, okay.
Lightning was an unfortunate coincidence.
Thank you.
What?
If it's not a right angle, it is a wrong angle.
Yeah. Small world, huh? Ha, ha.
Yeah, the rogue processor who seduces his coworkers' wives for sport...
I'm thinking about having an affair with her. Oh, you know what?
It's just that I'm gonna miss Joseph.
Because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen?
I don't. I hate Joseph.
Yeah, I met him while playing guitar in the park.
You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under.
See, in a tape emergency, you could shave valuable seconds off your time.
I've never had it. I feel so left out. Oh, look.
What's going on?
No, you don't have any of these cute obsessive things.
Ryan, that guy I went out with who's in the Navy.
Give it to me.
There you go. Enjoy your coffee.
Hey, thanks. Scott Alexander, Joey Tribbiani.
...or the fattest man in the whole damn town?
Oh, thanks. Thanks.
...but after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you.
Okay. This is the most romantic disease I've ever had.
Please, please, tell me you have...