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I don't know, you guys, that hammer thing was pretty funny.
Can I have this, Howard? I need to write Tap Boy's order down. So, young man, what would you like? I'm just gonna check on the YARN Memes spring rolls.
Please, Chef. I don't know what to do about my stupid glasses.
Poontang's poontang.
Let's keep on looking for the light
Could I have your attention please?
My whole family's coming in for the wedding,
I said, "I ain't giving you no $18.69, you goddamn OsideCoffee!
Hey, yeah.
Whoa, what happened to your eyes, Cartman?
Their evil power makes a man blind to love.
You see? Everything's gonna be fine.
I hate you guys.
Why did Chef quit?
and his little chef's hat on, and he said, "Papa! Papa!"
- We'd love them! - It's great to have you back, Chef!
Hey! Don't call me a little piggy!
All right, we got the test results back, piggy.
"We work for our money in this house and we don't give money away."
and rip your goddamn nuts off with my bare hands.
- Is that all right? - Okay.
I need about tree-fiddy.
When we have a problem, Chef sings to us and makes it better.
He didn't even seem like Chef. He seemed like a empty shell of a man.
- We wanna talk to Chef. - Chef?
So, I chased the monster down the street, you see.
No matter what It doesn't stay as strong
Now, this alien had a big head, and big black eyes, and it was all bent over me.
Oh, no! The tape jammed!
I'd just given him $3.50 the week before.
Chef should be here any minute.
Damn, your eyes must really suck, Cartman.
Children, I've got some great news for you.
- And do you know what he said? - "$3.50."
Derp! Wasn't that silly, kids?
Cartman, what the hell are you doing?
Yeah, there's not much you can do about a succubus.
Let's see. Which is better? One or two? One or two?