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In three hours.
Well, we couldn't even talk to him.
.
My asshole eye doctor made them all dialbated
Can I have this, Woody? I need to write Tap Girl’s order down. So, young lady, what would you like? I’m just gonna check on the YARN Memes spring rolls.
and I'll never have to see you ever again!
Okay.
I said, "Damn it, monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no $3.50!"
A succubus is a woman sent from Hell to suck the life out of a man.
- Was he an organ donor? - Sure.
Oh, man. I can't keep my eyes open.
Veronica surprised me at the office and took me out to dinner.
And that's about it.
I said, "Damn it, monster, you stop bugging my children, now!
And that's about it.
What's the problem?
- Hooray! - Hooray!
Not now, children.
You know what? Screw Chef. There, I said it.
There's got to be a morning after
This is insane.
I'm Chef's father! We just flew in for the wedding!
Hey, Chef-o! We're gonna run down to the office supply store
"Only playing this melody backwards can vanquish the succubus power."
Well, of course he's not gonna go away, Nelle.
In fact, Veronica can help me. She's a great singer, too!
He's so excited about the wedding!
'Cause you think you can't get any better
You've got a small astigmatism that's causing all the problems.
This is not a woman. It is a succubus.
You change your life and ignore your friends
- Bitch, bitch, bitch. - Dirty bitch.
No, that's okay.