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Not you, the monster. He was about to kick your ass.
- What? - Yeah.
Wow, you are smart, Mr. Garrison.
Why? I'll tell you why. Because he's a goddamned asshole,
Say, would you crackers like to hear
Cartman, wake the fuck up, you freaking piece of crap!
- Well, come on in. - There he is.
No, not with my eyes. With these!
Meaningless sex is fun for 20 or 30 years,
- Then one time, I believe it was July. - August.
What? You gave that monster another damn $3.50?
Dude, just ask Chef for help. He always knows what to do.
Raisin Oatmeal...
- What, what, what? - Goddamn it, you can't fall asleep.
This is so wonderful! Let's sing!
You bastard!
I do.
And so I realized that it wasn't no alien,
$3.50!
We eventually came back to my place and really hit it off.
is just as valuable as Chef's, if not more so.
"This is succubi power.
It said, "How about just $2.50?"
Now, Cartman!
but after that, it starts to get old.
Screw him. Let him marry a succubus. I want to go to sleep.
Well, it was about that time I got suspicious.
Tomorrow my son is going to get married to a beautiful lady.
He won't listen to reason with that hooker around.