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He's not waking up.
Hey, what's up, douche bags? I'm here to audition for this stupid pilot.
- Got you. Got you. - Stewie, get lost.
Ha-ha-ha. They look like little robbers.
Now everyone's doing the Charleston.
From the first time I read that script, I just knew it was gonna make it on TV.
Why is it taking her so long to read that thing?
We did some testing this morning. We've discovered the problem.
13 x 101 = 1313
"Oh, where's that crazy pen?" Well, there it is. It's in your hand.
I'm not disappointed because it was bad.
A father and a daughter both in college together?
Don't relax yet, Rupert.
Strap yourself in. No matter what happens...
People want something more real, more grounded.
Why not now, you know? Just get it off your plate.
Maybe this is news to you, but love isn't some element on your periodic table.
- You think this outfit is too revealing? - What do you think, Brian?
I'm disappointed because you sold out.
You guys took it and turned it into something cheap and ridiculous.
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I don't care because I got an A today as a dad.
I felt whatever the most senior executive felt.
Oh, gosh. You know what? I don't even know what I did with the copy...
I discovered Dadmium.
- Here I go. - Rupert, get back here.
Come on, Stewie. Up in your highchair.
He stalked my best friend, then he stole his identity.
This Brian Griffin?
My fault? You were the one chasing me.
You know, you've spun gold into these pages.
So question. How long has Stewie been unconscious?
We hired writers to come in and punch it up a bit.