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"Sizzler: the worst version of your favorite meal."
"and my enemy is Brian Griffin.
some of my homemade jewelry to your coworkers during lunch.
The bad news is
George Townshend, I want to get neutered.
Hiy...
-Ken Burns' History of Jazz. -What?
-Huh, no way. -Remember last week when I said,
Once a guy's wife sells something in the break room,
who plays average guitar and never texts me back.
I've always believed I was destined for a life like yours,
(helicopter blades whirring)
I'm actually surprised he's still alive.
My pleasure, Brian.
Good evening, Lois.
I see you found all of George Townshend's books.
Perfect. And I have half a graduation cake
(shutter clicks)
Nervous but strangely excited.
I'm gonna get really into Halloween, like, really into it!
(chuckles): No, no, no, no, no, no.
I haven't touched Bonnie's hair in years.
(bell jingling with footsteps)
I'm not gonna stop asking.
well, then maybe I should cut you out of my life, too.
back when I was living on the street.
I just don't understand.
George Townshend.
If I have time.
we just have to let thaw.
with short hair is Halle Berry's boobs.
He just drank all the time and tried to get laid.
I love her. Isn't her haircut cute?