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That's what's saved Warren Beatty
There's no brain activity,
you don't have to call me one.
Man, with no distractions,
BRIAN: "I'm proud of you."
-Fire alarm at work. -Oh, right.
Excuse me, sir, but this is a private residence.
signing copies of Deepak Chopra's
Peter, it's me.
Thanking you? For what?
Is it really you?
Look at this, Brian. Genderless baby announcement.
you get the first meal at Quahog's
No. You look like you're going to a custody hearing in Florida.
Yeah but he gets reeeal flustered when you mess with him! Which is MY specialty! HEHEHE! Ugh...
(shouts)
is so much more satisfying.
Oh, that's really bad.
That's the life I've always dreamed of.
I'd love to catch up.
with a group of preschool moms,
Oh, my God!
It's ugly. I hate it.
And you're watching porn.
Big envelope in the mail.
when the new good-looking intern brings me my coffee.
What's the deal with the South Side of this town?
Mm.
Every time a waiter tells me their name, I'm gonna use it.
Brian's in trouble!
not the hobo who lives at the wharf.
Coming up, I get all anxious and weird
¶ But where are those good old-fashioned values ¶