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Yeah, it's a no on the sandwich, Bentley.
So good to see you.
I just want Skylar back!
no one ever looks at him the same.
(gavel bangs)
(gasps) No way!
ewww cant on foenem grave I'm finna crash out on a ho named peter griffin
and if you can't support me,
that hold you back.
The punch line is it was 9/11.
Good for they.
we assault the nation with Chicago-themed programming.
You want a war, Peter? Let's go to war.
by the CVS across the street.
I've wanted to cut your balls off for years,
I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus
Why are you doing this?
It's just like what happened to those blacks at that Starbucks.
So, uh, uh, call me back.
I call it "The Stewie Decimal System."
-Peter, you can't... -Establishing shot!
The world's crazy.
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I haven't been totally honest with you.
Hard to be friends with someone like that.
"Dwayne Johnson."
So I'm sitting in my office at work
-Ever! -You're right, you're right.
I'm a bad friend, I admit it.
Tom Cruise under your helicopter.
Nothing.
Hey, you want to take a personality test?
(inhales sharply through teeth)
You abandoned me.
Yes, it is.
With my boobs and your hair,
You promised we'd be there for each other forever.
Oh, my God, they got one!
For everything you have.
Or I'll do the clichéd pharmacy price check jokes.
Tallahassee Family Court calls Peter Griffin.
Stewie. Y-You saved me.
But how did we get there?
I read his book.
JOE (outside): Congratulations on Bowdoin, Meg!