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Goodnews! The operation was a complete success.
Mr. Burns, I think he's dead.
- Honey, did you have any luck? - No, but the rabbi gave me this.
Have we deposited any $40,000 checks that haven't cleared yet?
Did you know that they'll stop Dad's heart for six whole minutes?
How'd he get that?
- Ho! - [Objects Clattering]
- Would you like some vodka with that? - Oh, what the hell. Sure.
[ Steady Beep ]
[Man] COPS: In Springfield.
- No, there isn't. - Trust me.
Now, before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions.
Hi, everybody!
Oh, dear. Send a ham to his widow.
But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
But, Doctor, I haven't injected the dye yet!
Hey! The incision in the coronary artery...
I'm usually doodling or mentally undressing the female parishioners.
Uh-oh.
## [ Singing ]
Oh, dear Lord!
Bed goes up. Bed goes down.