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Come on, Joe.
A first set llama with or without the speed
It puts the signature on the drawing!
I thought this was it this time.
What are you wearing a wig for?
It's called Silvertown.
"I'm a white-trash idiot." The end.
I wanna hear more of the “fat whore” saga
which is why I had to open this fireworks stand.
Joe, wait!
New life motto
So, you don't know rule 3
Murikans discuss'n politics...
no Roman candles or Screamin' Mimis?
- I'm gonna shoot him right through his heart. - All right, let's go.
When you're down Stare at a clown
Dad!
Woke up with my hair looking just like Gert B. Frobe this morning.
Joe!
I only have
Daaaang... That’s cool....
Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Dazers, with or without the scooter stick,
So, clean the puke. Okay.
Now, here's what I need.
So were you.
lookin' for people who took those photos at the Grand Canyon.
So, you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats,
No, you're the one that carried us out.
I like gettin' hit with hot dogs. It don't bother me none.
Eating Dodges Shittin Fords
gravity
Rule Number One I'm Number One
Sister! Sister!
When i find money on grounds
Total impound fees come to $3,496.
There you are.
You know what? When he first started this story, I thought of you as a good person.
And what they paid was like a sign from above
But people say Joe Dirt's a weird name, and how cool am I?
I know! But thats a good deal!
It's not worth it, Joe.
Hey, You're Grounded!
Don’t try and church it up son.
Well, I see you got them snakes and sparklers,
So, I tried not to move. And I'm lyin' there starin' at the moon.
When you invite your buddies to mug night
Well...
Why didn't you tell him you'd found his parents?
and she's off doin' her own thing right now,
and it's always gonna be like this, Joey.
This look like a piece of crap to you?
But then the most amazing thing happened.
She'll be just how you remembered her.
- His voice is so sexy. - I wonder what he looks like.
- Right on. - Joe?
And months went by, and he never came home.
None of that pussy skol
When the service tech gets a new helper
What?
Charlie, you mangy mutt.
Welcome home, Joe.
You know, society's got no hold on this outlaw.
I'm new! I don't know what to do!
- You're his dad? - What if I am?
MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S AND GET YOU A WHAA-BURGER AND SOME FRENCH CRIES!
What my customers say When I come thru the crowd
Brandy always wanted to hang out with me.
Come on, Joe. Remember what you said on the show?
Had exact kind of haircut you got now.
Rule two, the croc's number two.
I might say the joint looks great. The toilets are freshly scrubbed.
my parents pulled over on the side of the road to look at that big dinosaur
I mean, your nutz my chin. Wait
I mean maybe one day Egypt will get in the sovereign wealth Business
Maybe one day UNICEF will get in the defense industry
- 'Cause I've been hunting before. - You, hunt?
The car, I mean.
You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!
- A little drinky-drinky. - The reason I'm really callin'
EVERYBODY'S FUNNY Def leppard MY BALLS
I saw your bumper sticker. “Cowboys butts drive me nutssss.”
It just is, that's why
Thats not a hemi
It signs the divorce papers
I don't know, Joe.
Hey, Joe, did you use the stuff with the tiny scrubbing bubbles?
Yeah. One day, I'm gonna marry that girl.
That's it. That's what I'll do for my parents. How much does that cost?
My Girl
Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt! You rule, Joe!
Home is where he made it.
That's a big 10-4
No way I'd ever sell you, not in a million years But just for laughs, let’s see how much your worth
All's I got to do is keep being a good person.
Brandi to Bert during sex…
Damn. We tried so hard to find him. We looked high and low.
No, I don't.
I think these are pictures from the Grand Canyon.
I like getting hit with hot dogs It don't bother me none!
Dont try and church it up son Don't you mean Joe Dick taker
Yeah, she's cool. Anyway, so there I was,
Run!
the good stuff
And she's one of the hottest girls on the planet.
So you want it Or not?
So, the letter Robby showed Joe is true? You wrote that?
Remember I love like a Step sister
VAN HALEN
SAY IT DONT SPRAY IT BROTHER DANG
I heard some things It’s not good
why don't you cut the wig now?
It's not what you like. It's the consumer.
I think I'm gonna go to the Restroom and take a big jeramy
I gotta make a wish.
Well, if I get married,
You know what, I can't believe I'm sayin'...
And I don't wanna see you for another 25 years!
Dont forget
yes beryl boiowuperette? what do you want? i want to do some dairoing in dais.
That’s him! That’s him!
All right, go ahead.
- Okay. - What's his name?
Found a Syncrowave 250 Don't even have 240V outlets
Home where you make it.
.
Well, it ain't a meteor.
Kansas I mean Missouri
and everyone's gonna want you, but you want to be with me!
Dirt’s back baby!
Dont try and church it up son. That's a 400ex.
A town is a place where everyone hates you. Kids all try to beat you up.
Wait a minute. Did you have a brother?
One swing, and this here ball-peen hammer will trigger this A-bomb,
That
I got lost.
- Hi! - There's my buddy.
He saved us from the mustard gas.
Do it again , I’ll take away your Alpha Grooming Loop
Maybe One Day UNICEF Will Get Into The Impound Business. Until Then, I'm The Guy You See.
Here's a picture of them. It's taken