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- The one place we didn't look. - I knew you looked for me.
Don't forget to wipe your dirt.
- Good boy. - You got a big family now, Joe Dirt.
Your buddy Clem's real name was Anthony Benedetti.
ladies...
We've got the place surrounded. Come out with your hands in the air.
and it's amazing to me that you turned out like you did
They clean the bowl so you don't have to.
Yeah, it is. It came out of the sky.
You see we're not related. We can have sex again
Henne to Mahomes before his 98yd drive
THAT’S NOT WHAT I HEARD
Splitting from the pack on my chopper
Get this thing full of lighter fluid.
Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back
No one that cares if you're alive or dead?
You two shoot him low, you shoot him high.
he’s in dog heaven
Molar...
Home is where you make it!
When the service truck gets a new helper
- Over here, Mr. Dirt. - Well, it's like this.
It's Joe Dirt. But if you're just gonna make fun of me, man,
YEAH!
I Mean, Maybe One Day UNICEF Will Get Into The SaaS Business
See, them airplanes, they dump their toilets 36,000 feet,
Nah I’m cool
Thank god for Valerie Marie
After watching Tyler Childers music video
Brandy, what's that got to do with me? We're always gonna be buddies, right?
And it's a good thing that gator didn't get my ring finger,
I
Dang. It's out.
Hell, Yeah, I'm Going To Louisiana, Brother!
It’s not why you like It’s the market
- I think your dog's in a little trouble here. - What's wrong?
Hey, hey, TV people!
Hey, who's this chick over here? Is that your girlfriend?
You like to see homos naked?
All right! We didn't lose him.
- It just does. - It just does.
They seem to like me.
I've got to find my parents.
and that means washed under your fingernails and back of your ears
He's your real hero, people, not me.
Lmao
True Live Resin None of that distillate or added back Terps
See, it wasn't really my dog. It was this girl's dog.
to do anybody any good with my recollections.
"Dear Robby,
Not me! That's the guy!
I got a backup mic right here.
- Excuse me, sir. - Hey, there, young fella.
Listen. You're on your own.
Joe? Joe, come back over here.
They just got their own issues and whatnot.
I got to tell her what happened, why I got weird.
I'll hold your half for ya.
that I'm now referring to as
Over in Kansas.
- Hoorah. - What...
Joe Dirte
Mom! Dad!
I mean, I get this loser talking about the moon
Vaya a venderle chorizos a la mona
and all the while maintained his positive outlook on life,
So, now you have a bunch of names
There. Look. I'm puttin' the lotion on the skin.
- You suck! - You do!
This next song goes out to our good friend, Joe Dirt, the dirt man.
You keep calling that tractor rap shit country music. Do it again I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
These are Roman candles, brother. That's good stuff.
So, I did a real bad thing there,
You have to hit it with a hammer, but it's a good job.
People like that security guard,
Actually, we got separated when I was eight.
How long did you look for me before you gave up?
- No! - Joe! Joe!
Enough, you broken record! Okay! I've been down here for two weeks, man.
George we'll just chop Marley up and throw her onto a tractor George we'll just knock a bookcase on Marley and chop her up
But they say Joe Dirts a weird name & how cool am I
But see, I don't know their last name.
MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S AND GET YOU A WHAA-BURGER AND SOME FRENCH CRIES!
You're my first real friend I've found, outside of Charlie and Brandy.
Yeah. And besides, she don't wanna see you anyway.
... ....
You like those spinning tires
Hey!
You are so pathetic.
A Hemi?
Zander Kelly's on the air.
I'm sorry about the noise, sir.
Watch the guns baby That’s how I get the gals
You don't know how many nights I spent alone staring at that moon
My dad made my last name Dirt for some reason.
Is this heresy? Is this heresy? What’s up?! What’s up?!
It's training.... It ain't Unicef okay?
Yesterday, provide a little backstory for the listeners,
You're my lucky meteor. Right on.
See, she signed it right there.
Is that right? You think that's queer?
Holy shit Fuck you
It's the wrong tone.
Brandy. Brandy is jive.
Breakfast of champions.
You rule, Joe!
You see the peanut?
We're startin' this Clown.com kind of a thing.
A wig?
No, man, but you gotta keep going. What am I gonna do, quit?
I mean, maybe on day UNICEF will get into the alarm installation busniess Then maybe we can have something to talk about
Hold up. Ho!
I got it. Now what?
Can I say that?
So, there I was, right back where I started all those years ago,
Hey, man, I... I can't say don't make fun of me,
Time not ber frand
we might move, and you might not know where to find me.
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the pre paid wireless business, Until then you gotta go sell people on our value man!
And I wanna ask her why she was playin' these games with you.
especially a cool guy like you, Kicking Wing.
- Radio station ID. - Coming to work.
HOME IS WHERE YOU MAKE IT
All right. I want you to settle down. Don't make me call your probie officer here.
Well, that might be your problem.
I was just a little kid.
and "Life's a garden. Dig it."
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the BOURBON business...
Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
I don't mean to interrupt your clown pitch there,
I would
They got me on a radio station tellin' my story to everybody.
There's some deals in here.
Damn boi,
I mean, maybe one day unicef will get into the aviation business
But are you depressed? I mean, your parents, who you were looking for,
Ma'am, are you selling this car?
My face and your ass. How about that, friend?
Are these queer? What's up? What's up?
Her legs went on for days.
Yes!
How my text comes out when typing fast...
All right, well, then, thank God for Joe Dirt.
Nobody wants you around
So one night I just pushed him into the wood chipper Told the cops he fell
Come on, boy! Come on!
I think I'm going to go to the restroom and take a big Joe Don't forget to wipe your Flacco
This one time I was jerkin my gerkin
If she was here right now, maybe we'd have a house with a little fence
We never lost her ..... We was just waitin at the Qmart the whole time!!!
I was gonna be a janitor.
I just wanna say thanks to all the people that stop me in the street
I
- Hey, a little help? - There he is, boys! Get him!
Joe! Joe! How are you feeling?
Maybe one day unicef will get into the trucking business but until then, axle logistics are the folks to see
Don’t make me…
I left it here. Friend's house.
This is a business, not a charity. Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the used grill business... ...but until then, we're the people to see.
When you find out Lamborghinis cost 100,000 used
Nobody wants you around PERIOS
Now, I'll tell you what I could do.
You're gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand
You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. do it again, and i'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron
And If Your Drunk, I'm Not gonna play Spin the Bottle Later either!
God I hate these nasty things
The little man, the ordinary person who endured enormous adversity,
Hey, baby, I'm on! Yeah.