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(CONTINUOUS FARTING)
because she was supposed to die!
the white, plastic pouch in your neighbor's mailbox
♪ Laugh and cry ♪
There's nothing worse than when you're flipping channels,
Come on. It was prescribed by a doctor
Did you eat creamy soup just before the opera?
I'm serious. I really enjoy spending time with this woman,
How do you do the Heimlich maneuver?
That is such a sweet offer. I would love to be there.
- like your girlfriend. - That's it.
Oh, you know, cancer?
(CHUCKLING): Oh... Oh, no.
Well, maybe not.
Wait, where's Dr. Hartman?
for the rest of the month.
Well, some good news.
No, you've been great.
I always knew this day was coming.
(SOBBING)
Look, all I want to say is...
- Whew! - That was incredible.
Oh, my God, we saw you on the news last night!
♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
Ma'am, do you take this doggie to be your husband?
I really like you.
after our profile of the Cancer Girl
(AUDIENCE MEMBER COUGHS)
He walks in while she's singing,
(GASPS)
of today's lady down pat.
Well, I've never told you that I can't throw a boomerang,
Yeah, I'm not wearing a fat guy's old clothes.