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Vice President Doyle stepping off the ticket.
Is the checklist complete? Yeah.
- Madam President. - Here's my guy.
No, I'm perfectly healthy.
All right, listen. Enough business, let's eat.
- But you can make inept work. - True.
No, no, Ian, Ian. Listen to me.
Thank you. Um...
Do you have "The New York Times"?
That would totally fuck up that fiesta of theirs, wouldn't it?
I have bitten my tongue so long,
and the fire department standing by,
President, right.
No, sir, that's the wrong move. You can't...
What, are you knocked up? What's the real reason?
but I believe in listening to both butt cheeks and then farting out my asshole mouth."
Okay, you need to go get things going, right?
Well, listen, Dan here is the man.
I love your tie. I love your tie.
- Hey, hey, hey. Oh! Thank you. - Thank you.
No, you didn't just do that to me!
So, really, we wanted to go progressive.
You miss me? I know I missed me.
I don't know if I heard correctly.
My knight in shining armor.
- Yeah. - So you don't have a campaign manager?
- I'll see you guys in a minute. - Fantastic.
Holy shit, that's insane.
She's pretty. She's charming.
She's just one of those women who resents powerful women.
- I got an idea. - No, you don't. You just think you do.
- Ma'am. - What if we could put Danny Chung on the ticket with us?
I've got to announce someone. What am I supposed to do?
We really need to look at the president's speech now.
That's gonna be tricky.
so any big dogs you can get me in a room with today?
That's open to interpretation.
but you are being a little irritating.
Thank you, Karen. Why don't we ask Doyle back?
But we have to tell them who our new campaign manager is ASAP.
Excellent. Dan, why don't you get these guys some coffee?
- Tom James! Good to see you back. - Hey, Steve.
so we have about 20 minutes.
That's great.
Wait, actually, it's long for Amy.
- Yeah, it might play well. - It could.
You ever hear of Jonah Ryan?
- Ma'am. Ma'am. - There's absolutely no way we're going to be able to...
They hacked the data of thousands of dead kids
That I'm going to have to accept.