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I mean, which of us hasn't gotten off in some guy's junk?
I should sit down with Amy Brookheimer,
- Uh, it won't be you. - Oh, no, no, no, God.
Thank you all so much again.
- Yeah, he's been Awful.
You can say the same of a potato.
Love that guy. I can get you in a room with him today.
Oh, no, no. We do, yeah.
Thank you, Dan.
- What? - In the middle of a convention?
all I can say is it's family issues.
It's a matter of principle.
Ma'am, there's a death row inmate in Louisiana.
I don't know what to think.
Yeah, that's why we 86'd him, Mike.
That's 202-337...
Well, I guess she's finished with her little...
But thank you so much.
Okay, yeah. Let's go have a talk in the bedroom.
- But I can't. - Hmm?
And by staff I mean penis.
"I think that each candidate has merits and demerits.
30 years as a senator
- Thank you. - Well, he's my cheerleader.
Congressman Furlong does not want to hear this.
Oh, gosh, yes. It is with deep regret I must work.
like they're some kind of exotic stress reducer.
She and I are closer than two fat guys in an elevator.
- It sounds like you're angry. - I am angry!
to directly target bereaved parents with this charming mailer.
She's a woman!
Okay, let me know when you have her.
- Okay - Okay.
All right, look, bottom line, we cannot let Mr. Zucchini
Best female friend, let's be honest.
Well, he's completely inept, right?
When I'm online. Video games?
Come on, Mike, everyone has skeletons. Ask any bag man.
- That's good. - Yeah? There we go.
You know Mike McClintock.
Right.
You don't have to risk your own life to save another like I did
I am furious. Ben.