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when he was mistaken for his twin brother Oscar.
She calls it a mayonn-egg.
Sorry?
is that since we were little kids, Dad's always played us off each other.
I'm Tom Jane.
- Hey!
I have no problem with that.
one trillion [bleeps] dollars
Lindsay, I'm-
Gee, it is my business model.
I don't have a hole in my heart. I've never opened my eyes underwater.
Mother!
I got a few business things I'd like to go over with the business model.
I was so grossed out when I found out you were gross before.
[Narrator] Michael had a problem with that.
and she'll squirt it in her mouth, and then she'll take an egg...
Momala?
- No, it wasn't even close. - Yeah, a lot of people got hurt.
- [Whimpers, Screams] - But instead...
[Narrator] Tobias had recently auditioned as an understudy...
[Continues]
I know I can't afford it, but Aunt Lindsay was telling me about this diamond cream.
I mean, we're all out of prophylacticos anyway.
I've been doing a little better than he has.
- No homeless in here! - Homeless? You're homeless?
Just doing this to appease the stockholders, while they scrutinize me for Dad's crimes.
I don't wanna wait until Dad's dead for us to get along.
As I told my brother, the president...
- [Mexican] - [Female Operator Speaking Spanish]
George Michael, um, I'm sure that Egg is a very nice person. I just don't want you spending-
Pete's Penis Is Shaped Like A Lobster Tail, only without its shell
We'll see you at the ribbon-cutting in two weeks...
and decided that perhaps she could overcome her pride and help someone too.
There's a cream with real diamonds in it.
[Narrator] Gob flirted with her for a while, and finally asked for her number.
Two weeks. Let's do it in two weeks. Hey!
I can actually smear diamonds on my face, and it's only $400 a tub.
Okay, then, let's get you fitted for a uniform.
One was a gritty personal project about a junkie's life...