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That's what you get when you don't put out.
Why are you doing this? Why can't you accept that I'm here with someone?
-Love at first sight! -Jailhouse romance.
-No, I don't. I've never really-- -3:00, old building, room 106.
-Pick one. -Okay. How did Dad propose to you?
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You lie!
Wait a second. If he's your date, who are you?
I'm only paid to drive.
That makes two of us.
Thanks, Pop.
You're staring at a dot.
Oh, Marge, you really ought to read this.
-Coming through! -Barney!
Shut up! I'm over as far as I can go!
Hey, Homer, you're late for English!
-Do the hustle! -Keep it down!
How your father and I first met and fell in love.
You see, the problem is, you don't know me. I have references.
No way.
I'd rather tell you a different story.
How could the only thing I've ever been sure about be wrong?
-Ignoramus? -It means I'm stupid, doesn't it?