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Tell them that in two weeks, I will once again be a masseuse in good standing.
Actually, I do have one small complaint.
I know what I felt that night when we kissed under the bridge.
God, you're beautiful.
Just give us the cheapest room you have.
You said you had customers lined up in the street, so I'm here to entertain.
Oh, well, please, I welcome criticism.
...was told it's not refundable. We drove six hours all the way up here...
You just have to promise not to get thrown out again.
- I didn't factor in the room tax. - Dude, don't worry about it.
Hey, you know what else I could use?
_H6Y- _H6Y-
Wow! You mean like "kiss him" kiss him?
Now, the salt shaker is off limits. Ah.
It wasn't just that she was fat The woman smelled like garbage
- You think my dream means anything? - I don't know.
I'm going over the script now. Wanna read lines with me?
Well, at least all my songs don't taste like garlic.