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Have you ever had any...
And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your makeup...
But the salt...
- He's straight, right? - Rash, if you weren't here wondering...
Oh, we did. And you still have all your lamps.
All right, look, just, um, try to remember how you felt when you were in love...
And on our wedding night, I ate his head.
Tell them I'm a chef at a big New York restaurant.
Oh, right. Real life more important.
- Don't say that. - Tell me to stop.
Yes, you do. I'm the one who doesn't have a choice because I...
But it was worth it just to be there looking at you.
Okay, well, all right, who thinks the food is fine, the music was fine...
- What'd you get? - USA Today.
Right? I think this might even class up "The Ballad of the Uncircumcised Man."
Oh, honey, it can't be that hard. I mean, you've been in love before.
...razor, mouthwash, deodorant, floss, Band-Aids, shaving cream, after shave.
Yeah, there are other ingredients, Monica.