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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Just what are you driving at?
(chuckles)
It's like a little piece of me is taking a baby practice step.
You think I'm in danger?
of a kid with promise.
-(audience gasping) -Two?
But this year, we have two worthy recipients.
(discordantly playing Mozart's "Eine kleine Nachtmusik")
¶ ¶
(tune of Beethoven's 5th): ¶ Sucks to be you ¶
(laughs)
Homie, this class is 30 miles each way.
(honks)
(door locks)
Too small for a tuba.
I can sell my box set.
and I take it as flattery.
We're the siblings.
And then what's the group after that?
Tell him to come early.
-How do I do that? -With the plutonium.
You have to audition to move up to the next group.
(groans)
has become my recurring nightmare.
second movement, andante!
Eggs. All I'm eating are eggs.
(instruments tuning and warming up)
It was good, wasn't it?
all that work would have killed my love for music.
(chuckles) There's our head of human resources now.
About a dad who was desperate for money?
Uh-uh. Buffer.
I'm beginning to think it's not worth it.
Or I think you would have gotten better and loved it more.