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we're doing this drive.
(bird cawing)
(gasps) That's a buffalo nickel.
-and I love you. -But I...
Ugh, I hate defining moments.
-To what end? -To kill your family!
M-flat, J-sharp, V, cursive G, Frank, Frank Natural.
(grunting)
-I guess so. -Oh, man.
I was promised ice cream 50 miles ago.
And the wrinkles to match.
He said I sounded like a young Cannonball Adderley.
Are you kicking me out?
(theme from Patton by Jerry Goldsmith plays)
It's not like I have anyone making me breakfast.
("Midnight, the Stars and You" playing)
But-but-but she's a child.
(gasps) A man, for me?
Lisa, are you okay?
Well, I am through. Happily estranged.
this family's time and attention is me,
The Jazz is a basketball team.
She's an actual musician, so she will be
Let's just say I separated the wheat from the chaff.
("Midnight, the Stars and You" playing)
60 miles in the car with Lisa practicing.
Oh, gosh. I've been so selfish.
was the best he's ever heard.
You don't exist for me anymore.
is why I got into music.
ALL (chanting): One of us. One of us.
Go, go, go, or I'll call you both Ubers back to Loser Town.
Remember the show Breaking Bad?
It's never them.
Now, if you'll excuse me, Pinterest awaits.
(music swelling)