HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Later when we wash his bike, I'm not gonna do a good job.
We've heard the same story two times now.
What the hell's that?
That boy I kissed wouldn't even tell me his real name.
BART: Leslie who?
No, Homer.
Man was not meant to sit up! Oh!
(GIGGLING)
Homer, that girl was me!
If you are who I think you are, that girl is gone.
(SIGHING)
Face it, Lise. Men are dogs.
Trust us.
Because that's what I've been telling everybody.
Wow, a Negro.
(CHUCKLING) Moe's not really a counselor.
SEA CAPTAIN: I met her on the mountain
then vamoose.
(GRUNTING)
Sweet, sweet poison.
Iron my hair?
Because somehow you realized I was a good guy after all?
I got the idea from a now discredited book on raising children.
My beer!
And he's got an eye patch.
B
but a girl only has one first love.
You pretended we were poor just to get me into camp?
Oh, I'm sure it's a much nicer name than Homer.
You never had a chance to become my urine.
I haven't opened it in 30 years.
And on movie night, I run the projector.
That's not what dogs do.
I'll tell you why I didn't show up.