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Do I seem fat? I don't have a body,
Change the world?
(GASPS)
Don't forget to submit it
Who do we know with zero filter And no impulse control
that will show the whole world how perfect my life is.
When your Amiga OS has failed to operate safely
It kind of smells in there, but whatever.
oh shit not the green cum aaaaaaa noooooooo vaginaes i miss you i got into the green cum now
♪ ♪
Yes, every single thing I say offends them.
In a way, we're teaching a computer to predict the future.
Say, Bart, look what we hacked from Skinner's hard drive.
Coders work too hard, don't get enough sleep.
(computer dings) FEMALE VOICE: File not found.
that my pee tube has become unattached.
My homework assignment for coding class is
the separation of work and marriage.
Only I could create a program that's more neurotic than I am.
3 x 3 x 11 x 31 x 6659 =659241
(audience cheering)
Missed lunch.
(yowling)
the premiere of series three of Pardon Me, Inspector,
Get that cat out of the way
but I feel fat. Do you know what I mean?
Hmm?
An app can't be alive!
No, you're not. You're all terrible.
Anyway, is now a good time for a bit of a chat?
(chuckles)
(grunting)
I can't, I can't, I can't.
These examples will teach the app to actually anticipate
Me and Lisa are gonna make this app
Say something.
And our AMA subreddit will be trending.
Chill out, Ricky. You chill out!
(traditional Greek song playing)
She's waiting for you, right where you left her.