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- Stop wasting my time. - Don't get snooty with me, Gary.
- Mr. Rivera? - What is it, Dimitri?
what the hell is this
He didn't call you a stupid twit, I did!
Hi. Welcome to P. F. Chang's.
Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
Oh, man, I really screwed up this time.
#990
I mean it! The hostages are gonna start dying if you don't listen!
Now it turns out that your name isn't really Steven, it's Towelie, correct?
How spicy would you like your Chang Sauce?
All she does is work, never gives her old minge a nice rub now and again.
What is going on?
Oh, God, there she goes again.
come on gary.
- Gary, what's wrong? - They got me, Mingey.
Audience, if you look under your seats you'll find your very own torches!
There used to be a time when Oprah would play with me night and day.
Just come on the show and explain in a very level-headed way
- Mingey, have you lost your mind? - Come on, Gary.
I want attention. I'm bloody bored!
Babbling about people's lives and carrying on.
- Yeah! - That's right!
may be an accomplice in this as well.
Stephen McTowlie, author of a million little fibers Is a towel
A minge needs attention! At least a scratch once in a while.
This is Oprah's minge.
What information do you have?
I know this company would be honoured to publish this book.
Yup, and it's all true!
Plus we need some fresh knickers right away.
3 x 5 x 43 = 645
I'd better get a little high. Maybe I shouldn't.
And so, Steven, I'm making your book
Once in a while I come across a book
I'm either puking up mounds of chocolate cake