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Well, yeah, but maybe people will read my memoirs
Oh, what do you care? You're just an asshole.
they got me minge-y.
He did it, Gary! Geraldo got the proof!
This looks pretty bad, Oprah.
and then make plenty of money to pay rent.
Oprah hasn't paid any attention to me in years.
minge-y. have you lost your mind.
You said it.
Well, just the small trivial fact
It's time for me to stop being so irresponsible.
and taken several people hostage.
Well, maybe just a little high.
Today, my guest is once again Steven McTowelie,
You have been through so much,
There's not going to be any Paris, don't you get it, Gary?
The new waiter is useless. And I think he's high.
Who am I speaking with?
Let's get him!
He wants to know who he's speaking with.
to make the book more relevant to people.
You're a towel.
What proof do you have of this accusation?
All right, that's it. Get out of here, you're fired!
They bought your book thinking it was true!
A Million Little Fibres is the true story
She'll be working more than ever now!
All right, I've got one chance here.
- Mingey? - I'm here, Gar!
- Who is this? - This is Gary.
I need to focus and come up with what I'm going to say.
Oprah's going to be okay.
You never gave your old Gary the time of day, and now he's gone.
and come up with real solutions to my problems!
I should write a book. It'd be much more depressing than his.
- Yeah. - And you are a towel?