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They also claim that if a race does take place,
Shut up, Mimsy!
Cars are approaching the starting line.
the most daredevil group of shared-ride drivers
and you can earn a Handicap.
>>( ringtone stops ) Timmy, Timmy. [ Hey Timmy. ]
But I thought we wanted Handicar to lose the race!
world-friendly mode of transportation ever created.
First they'll leave the town of South Park,
Timmy!
You've got a fully automated sound system,
But isn't that the problem?
I was driving a Zipcar
Think what you could do with all that money.
Timmy.
bringing taxi service to any part of the world,
just make your cars cleaner and nicer
and a Handicar comes and picks you up.
Mimsy!
And you... You say it's theoretically possible?
Oh, boy, we're gonna wreck Timmy's business, huh, boss?
Derr, you told me to put the explosives
Why don't you let other people drive Handicars, too?
Dick Dastardly and his sidekick, Muttley.
Excuse me. Out of my way, please.
Only a few more guitar licks left
with Handicar's popularity in the marketplace?
a whole summer to ourselves to do what we want.
I'm not gonna spend my summer trapped at camp
These are supposed to be men
Ha! You sound like that Matthew McConaughey guy.
Let me give you guys a hot news flash.
# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #
for their senseless brutality.
with this boy genius in Colorado?
Hey, Timmy.
Well, all over the country,
Good night, you son of a bitch.
you don't break his fucking legs!