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Now, you get in there, and you do your job.
What if the baby gets into the ribbon drawer...
We're supposed to have sex tonight.
- I can picture her on the bed. - Stop!
Ugh, unbelievable. The one thing that's ours.
Calm down Norma Rae
- Come join me up here. - Ha-ha-ha.
I'm not a temp. I was transferred here from another department.
Hang in there, Man With Eye Patch. Your tray is coming.
What if there's no room for a ribbon drawer...
Well I just lost my erection
Uh, today.
All right, but you're gonna have to do one sometime.
What if there’s no room for a ribbon drawer…
- Gavin, Ralph loved your ideas. - Oh, hi, Mr. Zelner.
Ooh, now I'll get to use my shredder!
But don't dawdle.
It's, uh, ahem, it's more casual.
Okay, let's try this one more time.
Oh, wow. Super ass-kissing power
"Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy."
No. No, see, uh, you and Drake are having a fight.
- Hey. - Hey.
Okay. Right. You're very cheeky for a temp.
Well, that thing that I have to do to make a baby?
...but I think once the baby comes, we'll forget about all those reasons.
I don't think I have to hear the rest. Advertising makes perfect sense.
I'll have the Labor Department here so fast, they won't...
...I'm gonna whip them with a car antenna.
I'm sorry. It's just, I'm a little short on cash.
Oh, and I promise I will not fake it this time.
…and messes up all the ribbons?
You get to do the presentation. You'll knock them dead.
Okay.
I don't care if you are my brother.
Excuse me?
I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life.
Here's an idea. You walk into a room, take a quick scan.